Showing posts with label me. Show all posts
Showing posts with label me. Show all posts

Friday, 15 January 2010

Don't shop in NEW LOOK

I shop. 

Such a complete sentence.

Yesterday I was shopping in New Look, minding my own business.
I was in the kids section looking at the slightly disturbing hot pants
and skin tight dresses made to fit 10 year olds.  
 
 Noah Cyrus - C'mon tell me this ain't DODGY.
 ......................
You know when your shopping and you pull a item out to have a look, 
but the clothes are packed to tightly too get the item back in ... 
well I did that with a pair of shorts, 
and a sales assistant nearby made the 
loudest huffing and puffing noise
with some big sighhhhh at the end ... 
For a second I thought she was Puff the Magic Dragon

 ...
You should have seen my face,
if looks could kill 
..

it was one of them *She best not be chatting about me* moments.
... 
Then she marched over and fixed the shorts back into place and stormed away. 


I was thinking damn fool . . . no need to be so rude, 
even if she had just fixed those clothes before I messed it up,
I didn't do it on purpose.
+

It's her job to fix them properly...
...if I don't go in the shop and inspect the clothes that I want to buy
then she has no job, 
she won't be needed if there isn't anything to fix ..
then she'd have NO reason to huff.


Well who told me ? 
I cannot lie, I got a bad case of the evils ....
Jam started walking round the shop and purposely leaving clothes sticking out on the snid.

She put so much effort into fixing that first pair of shorts back, 
that by the time she was finished she would of had a full workout. 
Unfortunately I didn't stay to witness the full extent of my wrath. 

I made my way to the till
... 
to pay for my multiple pairs of hot pants 
... 
watch when I flex those babys in summer. 

Still Aspiring 



Tuesday, 24 November 2009

Did everyone leave the building then Yh ?

Never before have I had to deal with
the ninny, contradictory, foot sweats, that are teachers.
My teachers have always been my mumsie and daddums.
Don't get me wrong,
I do have some wonderful understanding teachers
whom are caring and
blah de blah sopp sopp goey gush.
*Ahem*
But today the horrible kind of teacher,
drew a line in front of her stubby little legs, and well and truly crossed it.

The fire alarm goes off and she leaves the whole class and legs it off
as if she isn't responsible for us all.
She ran out of the class like a fat kid chasing a Big Mac.

http://www.momssoapbox.com/wp-content/uploads/fat_kid.jpg
THE CHEEK
My mother doesn't pay £5000 tuition for the teacher
to leave me to burn in a building.
Then when she decided to come and find us outside,
she had the cheek to ask 'if everyone left the building',
with a smile on her face ?
My reply was
.......
''I dunno''
*insert vexation*
''There might still be someone in there.''
*insert fake smile*
........

I mean teachers are so contradictory sometimes !!
They expect you to know what they want you to do ...
even before they tell you.
You just wanna ask
'Do I look like I'm off Heroes ?? am I supposed to read your mind?'

. All I'm saying is .
..
My mother does not mess with her child's education.
Lets not be silly now...
If she didn't care how I was treated by other teachers
then she wouldn't have educated me for 15 years.

Still Aspiring


Tuesday, 22 July 2008

Psychological Blog of the week


Psychological topics encountered in the media

Avatars As Communicators Of Emotions
ScienceDaily (July 10, 2008) — ''Current interactive systems enable users to communicate with computers in many ways, but not taking into account emotional communication.''

An Avatar is a user or creators representation of him/herself, which is used as a virtual person in chat rooms, cyber world, forums or in video or internet games.
I find the idea of having a virtual me that i've created fun, but maybe thats because i'm a teenager, you know, the whole thing about avatars is you control your destiny, for the stereotypical 45 year old social outcast who say, lives with his parents, having an avatar is a way to be everything he wants to be, online he can transform into a rich good looking twenty-something, with a model for a wife and a two perfect children with whom he travels the world in his private jet. Whereas for me creating an avatar is enjoyable for the simple fact that i can dress it up in cute outfits and control it's every move making it do crazy things that i would'nt dare do in real life.

However whether people create an avatar to escape their terrible home lives for hours or if it's just a innocent form of ''big kid play'', those who create avatars are consiencely or sub-consiencely playing out their hopes and dreams or simply what they wish to experience without the repercussions that real life offers.
The topic of Avatars has been treated as something outrageous and unrealistic, as if only the weirdest people would take part in something that has actually changed modern day culture. I feel people don't gage why others have avatars, journalist have conducted reports from a purely superficial point of view, only looking at avatars as a type of game or activity and not as a second life, which it has become to many.

Many forums such as GAMETRAILERS.COM and ANSWERBAG.COM currently have debates on whether Avatars are positive or negative , personally I believe it depends on the indivisual, how it affects your life and how serious this pixelized you is taken .

Still Aspiring