Someone change the subject ..QUICK

Everyone suffers during those awkward unavoidable moments ..

Yanno like when someone calls themselves fat and they are actually fat, 

you have three options...

A. Lie and say ''no you're not''

(which makes you a bad and dishonest friend) 

B. Agree

C. Sit and simmer in the stench of utter silence

Now these moments are harsh enough without throwing a teacher into the mix.

So there I was in dance class, and randomly there was a small stress ball at the back of the class...

Some girl nearly trips over the ball which is when my male teacher exclaims

''ARE MY BALLS GETTING IN YOUR WAY?''

Well...

The teacher carried on talking, 

but the 5 other studentsand I stood in the most uncomfortable 

situation we would probably EVER find ourselves in,

not even daring to laugh as we were trying to avoid the teacher asking the

inevitable question ''What's so funny ?''

Just another day in my life of unbearable awkwardness.

I'll soon develop the much needed lack of emotion. 

Until I do, Help.

Still Aspiring

Did everyone leave the building then Yh ?

Never before have I had to deal with
the ninny, contradictory, foot sweats, that are teachers.
My teachers have always been my mumsie and daddums.
Don't get me wrong,
I do have some wonderful understanding teachers
whom are caring and
blah de blah sopp sopp goey gush.
*Ahem*
But today the horrible kind of teacher,
drew a line in front of her stubby little legs, and well and truly crossed it.

The fire alarm goes off and she leaves the whole class and legs it off
as if she isn't responsible for us all.
She ran out of the class like a fat kid chasing a Big Mac.


THE CHEEK
My mother doesn't pay £5000 tuition for the teacher
to leave me to burn in a building.
Then when she decided to come and find us outside,
she had the cheek to ask 'if everyone left the building',
with a smile on her face ?
My reply was
.......
''I dunno''
*insert vexation*
''There might still be someone in there.''
*insert fake smile*
........

I mean teachers are so contradictory sometimes !!
They expect you to know what they want you to do ...
even before they tell you.
You just wanna ask
'Do I look like I'm off Heroes ?? am I supposed to read your mind?'

. All I'm saying is .
..
My mother does not mess with her child's education.
Lets not be silly now...
If she didn't care how I was treated by other teachers
then she wouldn't have educated me for 15 years.

Still Aspiring

Fashion Police

Far to often have I bared witness to
''Fashion Oh My God No's''.
The most common offence is leggings .

Eurgggh first and foremost,
footless tights are NOT leggings,
cause having someones crotch covering undies,
screaming at you through a pair of see through tights,
is mentally scarring.



White leggings should be reserved for little girls
as they do not wear neon leopard print thongs that tend to be highly visible through these contraptions.
I haven't even began to describe vile sights
I've bared witness to from the frontal view of the leggings
..... No No No ......

Call the Fashion Police cause Camel toe is mentally disturbing....
and it seems the older or larger the woman is the worse it looks.

Ladies cmon .. you have to dress for your age and size ..
everybody knows skinny jeans are called skinny jeans for a reason ..
and hipsters aren't supposed to have tyres of fat spilling over the top ..
the same goes for Juicy Couture, it's for girls so 50year old women should not be prancing around in a hot pink tracksuit.

You can forgive a 4 year old's pink knickers showing through her leggings ...
..but if your 16 your should be aware of those kind of things.
You can't tell me girls don't look in the mirror before they leave their houses.

And if it's done on purpose that's just Dutty
.... and Stink ....
and VERY FAUX FABULOUS !

Still Aspiring