Someone change the subject ..QUICK

Everyone suffers during those awkward unavoidable moments ..

Yanno like when someone calls themselves fat and they are actually fat, 

you have three options...

A. Lie and say ''no you're not''

(which makes you a bad and dishonest friend) 

B. Agree

C. Sit and simmer in the stench of utter silence

Now these moments are harsh enough without throwing a teacher into the mix.

So there I was in dance class, and randomly there was a small stress ball at the back of the class...

Some girl nearly trips over the ball which is when my male teacher exclaims

''ARE MY BALLS GETTING IN YOUR WAY?''

Well...

The teacher carried on talking, 

but the 5 other studentsand I stood in the most uncomfortable 

situation we would probably EVER find ourselves in,

not even daring to laugh as we were trying to avoid the teacher asking the

inevitable question ''What's so funny ?''

Just another day in my life of unbearable awkwardness.

I'll soon develop the much needed lack of emotion. 

Until I do, Help.

Still Aspiring

Fake gym members

So I was in the gym today.I know what your thinking .
Jam ??
Why were you in the gym ??
You fine specimen of a dancer you ??
*ahem*
getting abit carried away here.
As I was saying....
I went to the gym with zozo, and the only reason we ended up there
was because we had time to kill.
The funny part, is us on the machines pretending like we know
what we're doing and have some next workout plan.
.Sorry NO.
People walking round in their running shoes and gym shorts and business,
the only reason we were in tracksuits and trainers
was because we had just come from dance classes in college.
The contradiction occurred when we stepped
on the the cycling machine thingy.....
(see how much I know about these flab busting contraptions)
..... with our chocolates bars in hand .
Cause yanno, generally people who go to the gym
take cake and chocolate with them,
in case burning off all those calories leaves them hungry.

Really though I've heard alot of people talk about
the price of their gym membership, that they never use.

I think it's just comforting for people to know that in case
I repeat in case they decide they wanna lose weight...
the gym is waiting .
Like after 6 years you'll just wake up one day, and look at your
pot belly, and your 4 chins in the mirror and say ....

''OK Chunky monkey, time to go the gym''.
As kindsa ridiculous prices like £40 a month and they only visit the place once a year in Jamuary...
(Jamuary get it? )... to burn off their Christmas dinners.

Besides .. £40 a month buys alot of food.

Still Aspiring