I WANT A DANISH

Most peoples holidays consist of the whole family sitting pool side in 

Tenerife with a beverage in their hands. 

It seems like all my life my family holidays have been completely random... 

the most recent one to Denmark was no exception.

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Complete with 2 hour countryside walks in the baking hot sun, with my aunt threatening to snatch off her weave at any given moment due to possible heatstroke. 

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A trip to a crack-den, yanno as you do with your 6yr old sister and the rest of your family.. 

(read previous post for a more detailed account)

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Trotting off to SWEDEN for a shopping spree...I mean WHO DOES THAT REALLY ? 

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A lesbian shop owner took a liking to my aunt,
she looked like she was fresh out of Grand Theft Auto,
complete with tattoos and over sized mens clothing.
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At one point we were on our way back from the beach..

 and it was so hot that we were all sweating from places we didn't know existed

....what's the best thing to do when you sweating....

get on a packed underground metro train for 15mins ....

Oooof 

Allow me to set the scene, 

The train was so packed i could smell what the person next to me had for lunch,

sweat no longer belonged to anyone person, because it had all merged together,

Saved

and was now a communal sweat bath..

If u didn't hold on, you fell on top of the person next to you.. making more 'fluid' contact, 

and the people who decided to hold on were sharing their armpits

and all its contents with the rest of us .... goodtimes.

All in all, i had a great time.

Still Aspiring.
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