This BIG FREEZE in the UK is being taken a little bit to far now.
When there are people skiing in your local park
... yanno ...
just walking the dogs like they're at some next resort catering
to winter sports, you know that the country has lost the plot.
I was in the car today with my little brother and sister,
as usual when we're in the car ...
we crack jokes at the expense of the unsuspecting pedestrians.
We saw a woman and a man trudging down the pavement in
HIKING BOOTS.
Am talking .. full on HIS & HER ....
''I'm climbing Mount Everest'' footwear.
I hope the hefty fine they received from the
Fashion Police
was worth wearing those shoes to struggle through
the 2 inches of snow.
(That was definitely their Christmas presents to each other.)
Going on like England gets thick snow on a regular.
I do feel sorry for the old folks,
because a slip on the ice can end up being a dislocated hip and such,
but everyone under the age of 50 needs
to stop complaining and get on with it.
If you drop, you simply blend the fall
.. pretend your tying your shoelace
or
checking the temperature of the pavement ..
If your willing to commit fashion and social suicide,
then buy yourself a pair of these ''Special'' shoes,
then you'll have no excuse.
Still Aspiring
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