A.Genius should know better

I'm currently nursing my wounds.

I have been shut out of the cyber world for what I like to call 

*innovatively prompting self development*

the moderators like to call it 

*Spamming*

but that's just such an ugly word, and I WASN'T spamming.

...

Allow me to explain.

I haven't been well for a few days, 
so my laptop has been my main companion from dawn till dusk.

So between my constant Tweeting, 
abusing my keyboard on Facebook chat and updating the arl Blog, 

I developed my rebel streak.

 I decided to answer some blog related questions on the website AnswerBag.com ..

Except, I answered those questions as planned and then got a little carried away with 

hundreds of other questions on the innovative site. 

Every question I came across I answered in some sort of sarcastic or simple way.



Question: How do you potty train a young child ?

Answer by A.Genius: Let the kid pee in your shoes. 
How else do you think you piece of bum fluff, 
put the kid on the potty !


...

Question: What do Batteries run on ?

Answer: In the Duracell batteries there's tiny little bunnies running all day long, 

dunno about the other brands though !

... It gets worse ...

Question: Are Rabbits feet lucky ? 

Answer: Why don't you ask the decapitated Rabbit, he had four.

*A.Genius would like to apologise for the hurt and cringing these 

questions and answers may have caused*

  

It's not my fault that I was born with a strange sense of humor and a awkward personality, 

plus I'm immune toward embarrassment therefore I like to see how far I can push

things for my own private jokes.

The funny thing is, 

the people asking these questions really do expect a serious answer to solve

their problems, imagine their faces when they read my answer !

So I've now been banned from the site for a month, 

and my first call of duty once I get back answering peoples question, 

is to find out which little idiots reported me to the moderators.

Still Aspiring