Thursday, 5 August 2010

@AspiringGenius

Nothing makes you feel sicker than listening to JME on full blast 
whilst sitting in the lounge of one of London Town's most expensive hotels.
It's probably the fact that all these business men are rushing around the place 
heading out into the jungle that is central London, 
completely unaware of the Grimey tunes I'm listening to.
..
During my recent trip back home I was minding my own business ...
getting some McDonalds.. as you do ... 
when some guy shouts at me from nowhere ..
OI ..... MY SIZE
..
.... well, I was distraught ....
It wasn't even the fact that he was tryna blag me amongst the queues 
of *mandem* waiting for their chicken nuggets
... 
My guy used a line from Kidulthood, Ok, so when it first came out it was sick .. blah blah blah .. 
but dudes trying to use a line from a film that's 4 years old. 
Chat up lines are bad enough, but you won't find your wifey using a script
.... K pumpkin ....


.. On another note, @Twitter just shutdown,  it had one of it's infamous 'crashes' ..
 
I have to admit, I panicked, hyperventilated, and had to draw for my inhaler.
You don't realize how much your life is involved in this
social networking malarkey until you don't have access to it..

No offense Blogger, 
but just before I logged on to write this post, 
I signed in to Twitter and *hollered* at my Tweeps ...
follow me @AspiringGenius

Still Aspiring


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