It's in reverse stoopid

Hmmm . what do you do when your waiting for your mum outside in the car ?

Lets see ... crash it.

No ... the car is fine it wasn't crashed, no insurance write-offs here.
I'll explain,
My brother decided he wanted to move the car forward as a joke..
and see if my mum notices it's in a different position from when she left it.
So he hops into the front seat and begins the process of turning the engine on and attempts to put the car in drive
... But Nooooo ...
it doesn't move
... and I'm thinking
''Lord please don't let him put it in reverse and crash into the car behind us.''
Turns out I started fiddling and put it in reverse myself
and guess what we started to go backwards ..
by now I'm covering my mouth trying to stifle the squeals and covering my eyes, because for some reason I thought that if I didn't see the car crash ..
..it wouldn't crash..
The ''designated driver'' was grinning for some reason,
I swear it must have been the adrenalin of moving
''slightly backwards''.
Woahhh what a rush ?!?!
During all this madness ... a friend from way back then appears at my window
and whilst I'm all hyped,
I'm trying to take in his recent weight gain in his facial area .
This friend seems disgusted at the fact that between the two of us we
could move the car forwards
. Shameee on our lives .
We finally moved it ..
and my mum gets back in the car
... and before she can even notice ...
my little sister blurts out in a fit of laughter
''HAHA MUUUMMM THEY MOVED THE CAR''
The 5 year old killed it ..... Dead.

Still Aspiring