Sunday, 15 November 2009

Fashion Police

Far to often have I bared witness to
''Fashion Oh My God No's''.
The most common offence is leggings .

Eurgggh first and foremost,
footless tights are NOT leggings,
cause having someones crotch covering undies,
screaming at you through a pair of see through tights,
is mentally scarring.



White leggings should be reserved for little girls
as they do not wear neon leopard print thongs that tend to be highly visible through these contraptions.
I haven't even began to describe vile sights
I've bared witness to from the frontal view of the leggings
..... No No No ......

Call the Fashion Police cause Camel toe is mentally disturbing....
and it seems the older or larger the woman is the worse it looks.

Ladies cmon .. you have to dress for your age and size ..
everybody knows skinny jeans are called skinny jeans for a reason ..
and hipsters aren't supposed to have tyres of fat spilling over the top ..
the same goes for Juicy Couture, it's for girls so 50year old women should not be prancing around in a hot pink tracksuit.

You can forgive a 4 year old's pink knickers showing through her leggings ...
..but if your 16 your should be aware of those kind of things.
You can't tell me girls don't look in the mirror before they leave their houses.

And if it's done on purpose that's just Dutty
.... and Stink ....
and VERY FAUX FABULOUS !

Still Aspiring

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