I need to sleep now.

3 Plates of Rice&Peas and brown stew chicken
...
2 plates of jollof rice and black eyed peas
&
1 plate of Curry chicken and pilau rice
...
and I wonder why my belly hurts.


Oh yh not to mention the
4 pieces of Banana cake and 2 cartons of Orange juice.

But that's OK cause it's black history month
so I will stuff myself with black people food if I want to, and wot.

It's one of them when you find a black woman at the front of the queue and call her ''mum''and just jump in right behind her .. because there IS a strategy to food tasting, you've got to chat to the people serving the food
and get friendly then you get a larger helping.
On a real note .. the plates DO get smaller every year, so you pretend your getting food for your gran aswell ...
BOBS YOUR UNCLE (he really is though) two plates of food !

So .. there was a old chinese man enjoying his food for like 20 mins and the plate was only small so yanno he was savoring every bite, all kindsa foot tapping and everything.
Man was Happs

Who told me and Maleka to start watching him on the down low ..
thinking he didn't notice .
Well he gets up and we're still watching, cracking joke,
an am just waiting for him to lick his spoon
...
and he turns and it was propa baittttt .. never been so scared cause he started walking towards us but he put his plate in the bin and walked away ...
he must have been going back for more.
But now I just need to watch X FACTOR and sleep ...
after I get something to eat of course.

Still Aspiring